Thursday, March 26, 2015

Poor Momma...

Momma's got the urka gurkas REAL BAD, pals.  She said she hasn't had a stomach bug like this in a super long time.  I'm trying to take care of her, but I don't think she appreciates my help.

She was sick all night long.  Daddy let me out this morning, and when I came back in I brought her a present.  It was a bit of a peanut shell I found in the yard.  I put it right next to her on the bed so she'd be sure to see it.  She was kinda moaning and groaning, and she rolled over and found it and started giggling.  She threw it away, though, cause she said she's not hungry.  Well, she says she couldn't stop thinking about that peanut, and her tummy started going wonky, and she ran to the bathroom to urka gurka.  I tried to follow her in there but she shut the door on me, pals!!!  She's urka gurked a few more times since then.  She says she feels like a new born baby.  I dunno why she feels that way, or what that even means, but she just ate a piece of toast and she doesn't look nearly as cute as a baby.  Babies aren't green.  Unless it's a baby frog.

I was supposed to go see Grammy and pap-Pap and Thumper tonight, but I don't think that's happening...

Sunday, March 22, 2015

I'm Old and Deaf and Hairy

Momma says we only update our bloggy thing here when some pup moves on to the Bridge, pals, and that's too sad, so I finally convinced her to get off her butt and help me write something!!!!

Not much has been happening here.  It's finally done snowing (BOO!) (Momma: NOT boo...I hate winter), but it's still cold.  Momma says spring always struggles in, but once it's here it's GLORIOUS.  Cause then the bunnies come out and I can eat their pooh. (Momma:  That's NOT why spring is glorious...)

I went to the vet for my yearly check-up last week.  We saw a different vet at the same place we always go to, and Momma and Daddy did NOT like her.  First she said my eyes are cloudy.  Well, DUH, vet lady, I'm almost 11 years old.  Then she checked my ears and said they're hairy.  HMPH.  YOUR ears are hairy, lady!!  Then she said I was too fat!!  But no one had even weighed me at that point, and that's when Momma says she started to think "Hmmmm...."  The vet lady told me I had to lose weight!  Well, it turns out, when I finally DID get weighed, I was the exact same weight as last year, and THAT vet lady told me that was perfect, so HMPH.  Momma says I do NOT need to lose a few pounds (unlike herself BOL!)

So then the vet lady goes to listen to my heart...can you believe she put her hand on my schnooter and held my mouth closed so she could hear?!?  Momma was like "Ummm.....noooooo..." Then the vet lady tried to say I have a heart murmur.  She listed all these things called symptoms, and I don't have one of them!  Not ONE!  But the vet lady tried to make Momma and Daddy spend $300 to get tests done!!!  Momma said if I was having symptoms she would pay for it, but since I still act like a puppy she doesn't really think there's anything wrong with me!!!

Momma and Daddy are NOT going to take me to see that vet lady again.  They said they felt like she was just trying to get them to spend tons of unnecessary money.  Momma and Daddy don't HAVE unnecessary money...they barely have ANY money BOL!!!

Here's a picture of me and cousin Tuna.  We like each other a lot!!!  He likes to play, and I like to sniff his butt BOL!!
Hope all my pals are doing well!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

More Sad News

Sad news, pals.  Miss Lacey had to go to the Bridge today.  Her Momma is very very sad and won't be on the interwebs for a while, but I thought you all should know so you could maybe say a prayer for her.  Rest in peace, sweet Lacey.  You and Shakey and Sydney are running together again at the Bridge.