Thursday, March 27, 2014

I Get By With a Little Help From My Friends

Pals, I have a very important message that Momma would like for me to pass along!!

"OK, dear friends. I need your help. As you all know, I was recently diagnosed with Type II diabetes. Diabetes sucks ass, and boy, a cure sure would be nice. My dear friend Mary and her husband Jeremy participate in Tour de Cure every year, and this year I've decided to join the team. No, I'm not physically riding. Not this year at least. I don't own a bike and my foot needs some work done on it. But I can still help raise money.

I've set my goal for $500 to be raised by May 18. Please please PLEASE, if you're able, donate to help find a cure. No amount of money is too small.

Chrissy Hunter's Story

Thank you!!!!!"

So there it is, pals.  If you're able to help out, Momma would love it.  And even if you can't, please go read her story.  Love you pals!



Saturday, March 22, 2014

Yummy!!!

So Momma's been trying to find snacks to eat, now that she has the sugarbetes.  She can't believe this, but pork rinds are a good snack!  BOL!  Very little carbs, and surprisingly low in fat.  Pork rinds are just fried pig skin, in case you didn't know.  Here's what they look like.

Momma likes the BBQ kind.
 Now some of you may be saying EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.  BUT!  Momma dropped one on accident and didn't know it, and then all of a sudden she heard "snort snort snort....crunch...crunch...snort snort....crunch...CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!!!!!"

Oh pals, it was DELICIOUS!!  Crunchy and salty and porky!!!  And now I've been snorting around at her feet, just in case she drops another one!  We all know how clumsy Momma is, so my chances are good!!

Monday, March 17, 2014

OUCH!

It was my yearly vet visit today, pals.  *sniff*  They beeped my ear and I didn't like it ONE BIT.  Then the vet lady stuck all these needles in my back.  Cause she was MEAN.  OK, no, she actually was very nice.  But she stuck me FULL of needles, pals!!!  OH THE PAIN!!!  And do you know what she said, pals?!?  She said my toofer in the back is broken and it needs PULLED OUT!!  WHAT?!?  Noooo!!!  That's MY toofer!!!  You can't have it, vet lady!!!

Momma's waiting for them to call her to give her an estimate of how much it will cost before scheduling it.  No way, Momma!!!  They can't have my toofer!  I won't let them!!!!  Wait...what?  If I have surgery I can have chicken and rice?  Hm...let me think about this...

My toofer hurts.  I should get chicken and rice NOW, before they pull all my teef out and then I'm the toofless wonder.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Award Thingamabobber

I've been nominated for a Liebster Award by Whitley and Mini Mischief!  Cool!

Rules for the Liebster Award:
1.  Each nominee must link back the person who nominated them.
2.  Answer the 10 questions which are given to you by the nominator.
3.  Nominate 10 other bloggers for this award.
4.  Create 10 questions for your nominees to answer.
5.  Let the nominees know they have been nominated by going to their blog and notifying them.

Here's my answers to Whitley's questions:
1.  Has you ever killed a varmint?  I killed a baby bunny once.  Momma was really sad.  Until I got really sick from it and spent a few days in the hospital.  Oops.
2.  Do ya likes goin swimmin? Noooooooooooooo!!!  Water is BAD.
3.  Does ya like da kitties like I do? I dunno!  I've only ever met one kitty that ran away from my neighbor's house and I found him on my side porch and I barked and barked and barked at him until Momma rescued him and took him home!
4.  Is you Head of Security round your place or nots? Well of COURSE I am!
5.  Does ya bark da mailman?  Every day!
6.  What are your most favoritest toy? Hm...right now I'm really into playing tug with my squirrel.  I also have a baby that was my very first toy ever that I like to snuggle with!
7.  What are dat one super special cute thing ya do dat makes all da peeps go "AWWWW"? Momma and Daddy squeal whenever I put my head on them and sort of sigh and look at them with googly eyes.  When I do that I get lots of ear rubs!
8.  Does you wear clothes or is you a dog who likes being all natural wif no artfishul colorins and preservatives more? Oh yes, I love wearing my sweaters in the winter!  It's so COLD here!
9.  Do you have a favoritest movie or TV show? No, not really.  Well, I DO watch Shark Week with Momma every year.  It's scary.
10.  Has you ever been on any trips?  Where has you gone? I go on trips all the time!  Not very far away though.  Just to both Grammy's houses cause I like to visit!

Here's Mini Mischief's Questions!!

1.  Who feeds you in your house and what times do you get fed?  Daddy feeds me breakfast and lunch (lunch is when he gets home from work).  Momma gives me my dinner cause I get my medicine with dinner and Daddy always forgets!
2.  What do you eat for meals? I eat my special diet food so I don't get rocks in my belly again.  I get a scoop of baby food every night with my medicine.  Momma likes to switch it up with different kinds, but green beans is my favorite!
3.  Do you get special treats for your birthday, and if so, what are they? I get a little extra kibble and a new Nylabone cause I can't eat treats.
4.  Do you share your house with other pets, and where do they fall in the pet hierarchy?  Momma used to have two guinea pigs.  They died a few years ago.  I wasn't allowed to play with them, but I was VERY interested in them...
5.  Where is the best place in your world to play? In the SNOW!
6.  Do you go on walks? For how long and how often? Me and Momma haven't been this winter.  It's been too cold, plus Momma has a messed up foot that needs surgery. :(
7.  How often do you get groomed? Every 6-7 weeks
8.  How often do you have to have a BATH? Well, I get more baths in the spring when the snow is melting and it's raining a lot cause I get real muddy.  Other than that I usually only get them when I get my hairs cut.
9.  Do you like to watch tv? I watch Shark Week, but that's really it!
10. What is da best smell in the world to you? Bunnies!  Cause when I smell a bunny that means bunny pooh is close by, and bunny pooh is the best snack in the WORLD!

So I'm not sure how to link stuff really, so I'll just name some pups here and hopefully you'll answer my questions in your blogs!

I pick: 
Mini Mischief
Charlie
Whitley
Finley
Zoe
Zaidie
Milton

And anyone else who wants to answer questions!!

OK, here's mine;
1. How did you get to be at your forever home?
2. Who named you and why did they pick that name?
3. Do you like cheese?
4. What's your favorite human food?
5. How do you let your pawrents know you have to go out and potty?
6. Do you sleep in your people's beds?
7. Are you a snuggly pal, or would you rather get pets from far away?
8. Do you like to give kisses?
9. What's the one thing you did that scared the poop out of your people?
10. Who do you bark the most at?

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Snow???

We're supposed to get a huge dump of snow tomorrow and Monday, pals!  I'm excited cause most of my snow melted!  Momma's walking around the house grumbling under her breath.  I can't hear everything she's saying, but there were definitely a couple of naughty words mixed in with "winter" and "snow".  Momma does NOT like the winter, pals, especially THIS winter.  I like all the seasons, but winter is fun cause playing in the snow is the BEST!